On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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