Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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