i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
