Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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