just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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