I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Randomize
