I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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