i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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