oh god the rape fog is back!
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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