I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
