Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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