great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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