Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish i was in the wii world.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
We need to get me chipped asap
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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