Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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