Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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