Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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