Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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