Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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