I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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