So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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