he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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