That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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