why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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