evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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