Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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