The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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