Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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