You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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