if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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