do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
What a dumb baby whore.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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