Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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