A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Even my vagina gasped.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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