awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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