I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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