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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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