i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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