just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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