dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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