Fuck appropriateness.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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