Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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