I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Randomize
