Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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