dude i'm inner monologue high
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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