My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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