I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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