playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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