Are we in a gay sports bar?
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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