Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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