took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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