Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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