People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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