I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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