no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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