Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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