is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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