lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
only if we run a train.
done.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Randomize
